Schizo Chat

My friend (the one who just told me how to spell schizo without knowing my reason for needing the word) had this odd chat today.

Actually, we played a game while studying where he only typed and I only talked. very strange.

Schizo Friend: yes

mine

I don't remember. comedy is less funny the second time around.

8:45 PM Let's say one of the ones where I told wood off

that was good too

I should hope so

it'll annoy him sooner or later

8:46 PM He'll run and tell Anu

Yes

I'm thinking

yeah.. basic stuff

assets = liabilities + equity

8:47 PM it's mathematically equivalent

yes, but I wanted it to reiterate

8:48 PM I'd say know the ratios

It's not like they're difficult

8:49 PM It really pisses me off that she taught things that won't be on the test

If it's not important enough to test me whether I got it or not, don't waste my time in the first place

we can just assume I didn't and move on happily with life.

8:50 PM I am. I know less now than I did before.

"Honey"

"Schnookums"

I'm not going any further

I'm bad at role playing

8:51 PM Are you sure?

When I say know, I mean know correctly

what about naturally forgetting things?

If you don't have access to it, you don't have it

in the pragmatic sense in which I care

8:52 PM a gain realized by the sale of a capital asset

I heard last time nobody failed

what about sudoku?

8:53 PM I'm answering wood's question

or I was

cest la vie

does diet pepsi use nutriweet?

8:54 PM nutrisweet?

you know it chemically breaks down over time into formaldahyde

8:55 PM why does he think we're ahead of him?

8:56 PM I'm sticking with Baylor

Even thought I dislike Waco

8:57 PM that's what I've read. I haven't done my own chemical analysis, but it seems reasonable.

I don't look at the weather.

it's an artificial chemical, and they do weird things

8:58 PM excetpt I have the audio to piece with it

80% chance of not storms

you have to do three nets

long term I am an optimist: everything will work out for the best.

8:59 PM near term, I use murphy's law a lot

it gets me through life

not necessarily

9:00 PM okay. game over.

Actually, we played a game while studying where he only typed and I only talked. Reading it reminds me of Garfield minus Garfield. very strange.

I'm not an fancy theologian, I'm just a simple caveman.

So, ev asked last night which came first; adam and eve or people who lived in caves. How in the world should i know? But parents have answers, or in the alternative, an entertaining distraction. So, I sat her down, turned on the TV and introduced her to a show that has most, if not all, of life's answers. I am sure you all agree.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

Sleepovers and Pope Bubbles

1. Ev had a friend over last night. Little girls whisper a lot. And why are people so obsessed with staying up late? I never understood that. I never liked it. When I had friends over in elementary school, I would almost always go to sleep leaving them up watching cheers re-runs or playing Super NES. And last night was more of the same. They were up and going strong when I decided it was time to go to sleep. So I did. Who knows when they'll wake up. For now, I will enjoy saturday morning news videos of the Pope Bubble US Tour 2008. I freakin' love that car. It must have been the inspiration for the Smart Car. I actually saw one (Smart Car, not Popemobile) on 17th Street this week. I guess they are catching on. I would buy one if I didn't have little girls who have sleepovers. And I would use it to go get donuts this morning.

Three lines

Ev: Daddy is the paint on our bed l- leh
Me: No, it isn't lead paint
Ev: Hm, sure does taste funny.